Relationship Columns-

“If your girl on the 3^rd date wears a skirt and has perfume sprayed on her knees, means you are going to get lucky” Wow how could someone think of such an obscure idea. This is so whacky that I cant even put it in my all encompassing Gaddam theory. Reminds me of the movie ‘Ladies Taylor’ where some sadhu tells the hero Rajendra Prasad that his true love has a mole on her inner thigh. In the eighties this was a very big thing that someone actually shot a whole movie on the poor hero’s adventures.

Options for the Hero:

1. advertise in Shaadi.com
2. use powerscrap and scrap everyone on the planet and hope some brazilian chick replies to the scrap
3. keep watching desi porn 24x7
4. hang out at the pool
5. go to an pub/party where acc to my previous blog dressing is minimal

Hold ON……..I don’t care about some stupid mole .. back to the original blog .. no more digressing..

Yeah how the hell will a poor guy like me know whether the girl is wearing perfume on her knees. Ok assume my nose has super powers like Superman and I make out the said perfume among the various other perfumes she is wearing(soap/deo/perfume/cream..etc etc). How the hell would I know that tonight is the night, rather than the simple fact that she sprayed some perfume on her knees. It would be a lot simpler if she had a card that said what she means. That comes back to the ever so hopeful thing…Why cant girls be more simpler. Leaving that aside why the hell do people write such stupid columns, and who are the morons who actually believe that shit. “10 Questions to know whether your husband is cheating on you”.. “Are you a closet geek..??”..

I just figured leaving something incomplete is fun.

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