2 romantic things:

Romantic thing 1:
You are in a lift and the lift suddenly stops. You hit the alarm and after some time you hear people outside discussing the best way to get you out without killing you. Present day lifts are extremely safe they have anti free fall devices that arrest your fall incase of an emergency but still standing in a cubicle 5 floors up and enclosed in a 4X4 cubicle isnt a nice feeling. Luckily not being claustrophobic helps a lot. This is when it hit me that i was in the most romantic situation ever(incase anyone saw the movie Pokiri they would understand what I am talking about). The girl is terrified and she needs some comforting who better that the chivalrous male next to her(a.k.a ME). Adversity breeds the best bonding. The Stokholm syndrome being the best example to this. Alas the lady luck always frowns at me when in comes to matters of the other sex. How awesome would it have been if there were a couple of airhostess(the ones on the 12th floor) in the lift. Am I asking for too much, all i wanted was a couple of airhostess in the lift ..:P

Romantic thing 2:
Empty theater- Numerous movies have captured this effect where the hero books up the whole theater so that he and his lady love can spend some quality time together. The other day we went to the 11pm show of Beowulf the animated movie laced with adult humor. Thanks to the vulgar jokes and animation there was no one else in the theater other than me and lambu. Whyyyyyyyyyy... such an awesome chance wasted.......

i think there is something called mega bad luck with women and i seem to have a lot of it..

London the city of beautiful hot women and beleive it or not .. it took me a couple of days for me to stop one.. as Nai and Akanksha say "Dude! You havent paid the tax to look at good women".. Can someone tell me where to pay so that I can clear the dues and probably pay the surcharge too .
Delhi the jackpot place for women .. just stand in Sarojini market and there are women of all varoeties floating about bargaining about some bric-brac. Yet after spending two days in Delhi and then going to a marriage and that too the marriage being a Punjabi one still I managed to get back to aamchi Mumbai without even looking at a girl.. forget good looking ones///

This is totally unfair .. I protest against this .. How can someone have all the luck in the world..

Seems the number of memberships to the 'Gymboy' club is going up ,.,, yeehaa....